My Life Is Toast

Sunday, January 23, 2011

More Toast

Here are several more pictures of toast.

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This photo does not simply contain toast. Possible contributer error.

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Who this person is and what she is doing in these toast photos, we don't know.

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This is mutiny.

Now, this photo shows some of the originality and whimsy that we value here at My Life Is Toast. Bonus: Piano.

This, too, features an expensive piece of machinery from the future. Keep up the good work.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

???

The toast has returned.

What follows is a large quantity of toast sightings that have backed up our server over the past five months.

Toast sighting #1 - date unknown

Toast sighting #2 - date unknown
(Bonus: Peanut butter)

Toast sighting #3 - date unknown
(Penalty: burned)

Toast sighting #4 - date unknown
(Bonus: peanut butter)
(ADDED BONUS: bananas)

Toast sighting #5 - date unknown

Toast sighting #6 - date unknown
(Note: Many of these toast submissions seem to be from the same source, or at least from sources with similar tableware)

Toast sighting #7 - date unknown
(Penalty: Left on toaster and forgotten, or so it appears)

Toast sighting #8 - DATE KNOWN
Toast spotted on Thursday, December 30th, at approximately 9:30 AM, PST
(Note: Here we have another repeated source, this one dating back to our earlier submissions from July and August. The jam packages and plates give it away.)
(Bonus: This photo has TWO plates of toast)
(Bonus: Jam, but it hasn't been applied to the toast yet)
(Bonus: Fruit cup)
(Another Note: This photo features an omelet. What the hell?)